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wow i've really fallen behind on my tumblr...

…2 whole days with 0 queued posts and 0 reblogs. kind of fitting for the fitness slump i’ve been in recently. well, no longer! i’m easing back in with the hundred pushups program (starting at the easiest for week one, 0-5 pushups) and embarrassingly enough, I’m actually sore the day after. >_< sorry if this tumblr is a little slow for the next week or so —...

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.

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Exercise: The Right Prescription: Exercise... →

exercisescience: It’s been a long, long time since I’ve posted an article (been a long time since I’ve had time to read them too). So now that I have time, I hope you have time to read why over time, exercise helps improve brain functioning. If not, then make some time. Introduction: It is well established that…

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